The science questions about the heart last night got me pondering what I know about the heart. Below is a slightly different love song about the heart, looking at it with a combination of science facts and irony… Some of the lyrics definitely made me smile, so if you’re not into mushy love songs, Mitch Benn’s ‘Chambers of the Heart’ is probably more to your liking.

In the chambers of the heart

You can feel the beat of life

It’s great here in the atria

No trouble and no strife

Such is the emotion of being in this place

I can feel the tears well in my eyes ventricle down my face

In the chambers of the heart

There’s an electrical charge

Each valve and muscle working

Not distended or enlarged

But now I know aorta get a move on to the brain

If I get stuck in an artery, don’t let me die in vein

In the chambers of the heart

You can hear the whole world beating

Sometimes you feel the heat

It depends on what you’ve eaten

There’s more magic here than any other body part

It would be swell to be red cells

In the chambers of the heart

In the chambers of the heart

You can feel just where you are

Nowhere else could ever be

So cardiovascular

You can tussle with corpuscles

When the tricuspid valve’s dilated

And I don’t think I’ve ever felt so high

As when I’m fully oxygenated

In the chambers of the heart

You can hear the whole world’s rhythm

You can feel the blood cells rush

And get swept along right with ‘em

This perpetual motion is like a work of art

Let’s float around to the pumping sound

In the chambers of the heart

Sometimes it beats so loud it’s kind of hard to hear

Is this love or is it tachycardia?

I’m sure it’s nothing bad; I’m just a little stressed

But I know I can never leave; I’m under cardiac arrest

In the chambers of the heart

The whole universe is pumping

You could almost go to sleep

If it weren’t for all that thumping

But I hope it doesn’t stop because it’s tricky to re-start

While it beats away we’ll be okay

In the chambers of the heart.